Because we
spend so much time on Christmas here at The
Jade Sphinx, I was recently asked by a waggish fellow if I believed in Santa Claus.
Well, to
the disappointment of many of you, I have to confess, that, yes, I do believe in
Santa Claus. Always have, always
will. Deal with it.
Let me be
clear here – this is not errant whimsicality, nor is it a touch of seasonal
madness. No, I emphatically and
completely believe. I believe in the
North Pole workshop, the elves, Mrs. Claus (a shadowy figure, though), and in his
Christmas Eve ride.
Before some
of my more conservative readers call for the local giggle wagon, let me point
out that eight in 10 Americans believe completely and absolutely in
angels. Personally, a belief in Santa
Claus makes infinitely more sense. There
is less dogma, fewer conscriptions and, frankly, the message is more
positive. I have a Santa pin on my
lapel, much as many sport an angel at this time of year, and I cannot help but
think I am ahead in the game.
Of course,
the belief in Santa offers a variety of interpretation. Just as the Gospels contradict themselves, so
the story of Santa and his origin differ depending on who is telling the tale.
While nursing
a cold this weekend, I spent several hours in the delightful company of my DVD
player, re-watching many of the Christmas specials produced by Rankin/Bass. Surely you remember them – they were animated
puppets, often with charming musical numbers, and a sense of interwoven
mythology.
The puppet animation
was called AniMagic, but actually is was stop-motion animation, much as it was practiced
(more expertly) by the late Ray Harryhausen.
The Rankin/Bass animation was always a mixed bag, but the charm of the
story and the communal sense of holiday cheer did much to improve it.
I was
thinking about their representation of Santa Claus after watching two of the
best Rankin/Bass holiday specials, Santa
Claus is Coming To Town (1970) and The
Year Without a Santa Claus (1974). Santa
Claus is Coming To Town was narrated by the great Fred Astaire (1899-1987), with Mickey
Rooney (born 1920) providing the voice of Santa. The second, The Year Without a Santa Claus,
was narrated by Shirley Booth (1898-1992)
as Mrs. Claus, with Rooney returning as Santa.
Many of the other voices were provided by a single actor, the great
voice actor Paul Frees (1920-1986).
In Santa
Claus is Coming to Town, Santa is a foundling, left in the care of the
government; specifically local official the Burgermeister Meisterburger. But Meisterburger has no interest in the
people under his care, and has the child sent to the orphan asylum. Fortunately, the baby Claus is lost in a
storm and ends up in the home of elves, the Kringles, who raise him as one of
their own.
The
Kringles are toymakers, and their isolation from society is a great thing for
the baby, whom the name Kris. He is
taught by the Kringles, but also by the forest animals. When he travels to Sombertown to distribute
toys, he has no idea what he is stepping into.
Because
years ago, the Burgermiester Meisterburger outlawed toys. When Kris comes to Sombertown to do good, he
is actually breaking the law. During a
run-in with school-teacher Jessica (who later becomes Mrs. Claus), he cautions
about a toy, “careful, that toy is a hardened criminal.”
Of course,
the Burgermeister Meisterburger does his best to keep Kris from distributing
his toys. Corrupt officials and an
out-of-control police break into homes without warrant to search for toys. Fortunately, Kris invents new stratagems
(leaving them in stockings) to avoid detection, but eventually he, the Kringles
and their friend, the Winter Warlock (Keenan
Wynn – another star from the MGM-era), are all arrested and thrown into
prison.
Jessica
breaks them out of stir with some flying reindeer engineered by the Winter
Warlock, and Kris becomes an outlaw – with wanted posters everywhere. He grows a beard to escape detection.
In time, Kris
becomes a beloved figure of children everywhere, and the Burgermeister
Meisterburger, and his laws, are relegated to the dust heaps of history.
This is, of
course, a radical telling of the Santa Claus origin story – and one that could
only have been possible after the tumultuous, anti-establishment 1960s. Santa’s nemesis is not a figure of fantasy or
magic, but government control run amuck, unjust laws and political leaders who
have broken their covenant with the people.
While watching it, I found the whole thing eerily prescient, as if I
were looking at a parable on the ruinous and unjust US “War on Drugs
(Terror/Whatever),” or a fantasy version of the New York City Police Department
under Ray Kelly (born 1941). It is not too huge a leap to see Santa as the
heroic Edward Snowden (born 1983) and
the Burgermeister Meisterburger as our current Imperial President.
In The Year
Without a Santa Claus, Santa and Jessica are now quite elderly and secure in
their fame and position in the world.
However, the older Santa has come down with a bad cold and his doctor
tells him that no one cares if he comes or not, and that the Christmas Spirit
no longer exists.
Mrs. Claus
then sends two elves, Jingle and Jangle, down to the American South (Southtown,
to be precise) to look for holiday cheer to convince Santa to make his annual
Christmas trek. They are promptly given
a ticket by an overzealous cop (for, among other things, dressing “funny”), and
their reindeer is carted off to the dog pound.
Of course
Santa must don his civilian clothes (a fetching red bowler hat, deep red vest
and red-and-white striped pants) and set things right. At the same time, Jingle and Jangle manage to
get the Mayor of Southtown to declare a national holiday for the ailing Santa
by – essentially – bribing him with a snowstorm.
What is
fascinating here is that Santa often rails about conditions “down there,”
meaning the real world of ours. What
both specials tacitly imply is that Santa Claus is a figure that cannot
function in the real world. His heart is
too warm and too open, his point of view too alien, and his sense of
right-and-wrong often at odds with laws, regulations and political
ambitions. It is not that he could only
function in a fairyland; no, indeed, he can only successfully function in a
world of his own creation. Santa’s home
in the North Pole is alternately seen as a castle, a factory, and a nascent
city of his own design. In his own
element and at a remove, without the taint of the everyday world, Santa can
continue to do good for the children of the world.
The Santa
of Rankin/Bass is a Santa too good for this world of ours, one who must butt
heads against authority, unjust laws, callus cruelty and down-home stupidity
simply by being who he is. It is, of
course, a late 20th Century construct, and the Santa of my
imagination is very often the rebel of Rankin/Bass.
Tomorrow: Santa goes anti-corporate
in Miracle on 34th Street.