I don’t
know how anyone can resist a novel called Old
Filth… and of the 60 or so books I’ve read so far this year, Jane Gardam’s novel is easily the one
that I have loved the most. Old Filth is
a novel of great wit, warmth and humor, as well as a deft psychological
portrait of a man and a kaleidoscopic view of his era. It is a novel to savor and reread.
Old
Filth is Sir Edward Feathers, who coined the acronym FILTH from his own
experience: Failed in London, Try Hong Kong.
Feathers is a child of the now vanished Empire: he was born Malaya, to a
mother who dies days later of puerperal fever.
He spends the first four and a half years of his life raised among the
native peoples, shunned by his father, an overworked, alcoholic colonial
administrator still recovering from the Great War. Finally, a Baptist missionary persuades the
father to send his son back to England, as is the custom, both to fend off
tropical diseases and to educate the next generation of the Empire’s loyal
servants. Eddie and his two “Raj orphan” cousins wind up in Wales, at the bleak
house of their foster parents, Ma and Pa Didds.
What
follows next are Filth’s years among unloving aunts, the usual joys and sorrows
of an all-boys public school, and his father’s frantic efforts to get him (now
almost 18) out of England before the start of World War II. We also watch Filth’s growing friendship with
the Ingoldsby family, which suffers terribly during the war, and whose members
leave an indelible impression on Filth.
The book
also touches upon Betty, Filth’s sainted wife, who may (or may not) have
had an affair with his longstanding criminal court adversary, Terry Verneering,
as well as the friendship he forges with his old rival late in life.
If this
brief summary makes Old Filth sound like a Dickensian account of suffering
populated by colorful characters, I’ve done the job poorly. Or, at any rate, only half right. Old Filth is indeed Dickensian, and is
certainly populated with colorful characters.
But while there is indeed a thread of melancholy in the book, it is also
fabulously funny and warm – two other traits that must be remembered when labeling
a book Dickensian.
Filth –
who is a model of impeccably-turned-out mid-century English decorum and style –
may be a figure of fun to millennial Brits, but he is no clownish buffoon. Gardam writes movingly about a man whose
world has passed him by; most of the comedy in Old Filth is in Filth trying to
navigate a world he no longer understands nor likes. (Perhaps my love for both the book and its
titular hero has more than a touch of self identification … but I leave that
for another time.) Here, for example, is
Filth at a church into which he wandered during a road trip soon after the
death of this wife. Childless, he runs
hand over a cherub before being interrupted by a priest:
The air of the church came alive for
a moment as the baize door opened and shut, and a curly boy came springing down
the aisle. He wore a clerical collar and
jeans. “Good afternoon,” he cried. “So sorry I’m rather late. You’re wanting me to hear your confession?”
“Confession?”
“Saturday afternoons. Confessions.
St. Trebizond’s. Half a mo’ while
I put my cassock on.”
He ran past the weeping pile and
disappeared into the vestry, emerging at once struggling into a cassock. He hurried into something like a varnished
sedan chair which stood beside the rude screen, and clicked shut its door. The silence resumed.
Filth at once turned and made to
walk out of the church, clearing his throat with a judicial roar.
He looked back. The sedan chair watched him. There was a grille of little holes at waist
level and he imagined the boy priest resting his head near it on the inside.
It would be rather discourteous just
to leave the church.
Filth might go over and say, “Very
low-church, I’m afraid. Not used to this
particular practice though my wife was interested…”
He walked back to the sedan chair,
leaned down and said, “Hullo? Vicar?”
A crackling noise. Like eating potato crisps.
“Vicar? I beg your pardon?”
No reply. All was hermetically sealed within except for
the grille. Really quite dangerous.
He creaked down to his knees to a
hassock and put his face to the grille.
Nothing happened. The boy must
have fallen asleep.
“Excuse me Vicar. I’m afraid I don’t go in for this. I have nothing to confess.”
“A very rash statement,” snarled a
horrendous voice – there must be some amplifier.
Filth jumped as if he’d put his ear
to an eclectic fence.
“How long, my son, since your last
confession?”
“I’ve –” (his son!) “—I’ve never made a confession in my life. I’ve heard plenty. I’m a Q. C.”
“I’ve –” (his son!) “—I’ve never made a confession in my life. I’ve heard plenty. I’m a Q. C.”
There was a snuffling sound.
“But you are in some trouble?”
Filth bowed his head.
“Begin. Go on.
‘Father I have sinned.’ Don’t be
afraid.”
Filth’s ragged old logical mind was
not used to commands.
“I’m afraid I don’t at the moment
feel sinful at all. I am more sinned against
than singer. I am able to think only of
my dear dead wife. She was in the Telegraph this morning. Her obituary.” Then he thought: I am not telling the truth. “And I am unable to understand the strange
games my loss of her play with my behavior.”
Why tell this baby? Can’t be much over thirty. Well, same age as Christ, I suppose. If Christ were inside this box…A great and
astounding longing fell upon Filth, the longing of a poet, the deep perfect
adoring longing of a lover of Christ.
How did he come on to this? This
medieval, well of course, very primitive, love of Christ you read about? Not my sort of thing at all.
“My son, were there any children in
the marriage?”
“No.
We didn’t seem to need any.”
“That’s never the full answer. I have to say that I saw you touching the
anatomy of the cherubs on the Tytchley tomb.”
“You what?”
“Reveal all to me my son. I can understand and help you.”
“Young man,” roared Filth through
the grille. “Go home. Look to your calling. I am one of Her Majesty’s Counselors and was
once a Judge.”
“There is only one judge in the end,”
said the voice. But Filth was in the car again and belting on past Saffron
Walden.
Most
readers on this side of the pond are unfamiliar with Jane Gardam (born 1928), and that is a great shame. She has written both novels and children’s
books, and has won the prestigious Whitbread Award twice. She was appointed an Officer of the Order of
the British Empire (OBE) in 2009, and continues to write well into her old
age. (In fact, recent years have seen
her writing two sequels to Old Filth – both of which I intend to seek out.)
With the
end of summer and the start of serious reading, you could do no better than Old Filth.